A contagious culture stain
Content Neverending
Weird Christian Flaps
Rapid onset reality detachment
🫀 Put your organs down and become an immortal computer
Zero Clicks, Zero F*cks
“You can’t do that, it’s illegal!”
Blessed are the faithful
🦷 Retrieve your snacks through a sphincter of teeth
Never visit a website again
Hyperpersonalisation
🦾 A giant metal toddler folding your clothes
👹 Content moderation hell
Seasons beepings🔌⚡🛰️🔔
