Why the flying FART should you subscribe?
Every week is rated on a five-point scale from horrific to terrific... because if Uber has taught us anything, it’s that rating things out of five is a PERFECT system for deciding things.
Looking at three or four key bits of tech news, I will decide if the week was…
🤮 Horrific (FYI this is the worst one)
👎 Something I could have done without
🤷🏻♀️ Sort of okay, I guess
👍 Good! Finally…
🥳 Terrific (seems impossible, let’s see shall we?)
Please note: I am highly critical of Big Tech, web3, and AI so if you like those things… be prepared to have your mind changed.
How do I decide where the week lands on the scale?
By using a machine that has been trained on very good data for over three decades: my own brain. It’s very simple and it works every time.
Will you even learn anything new about technology?
I mean… probably?