Why should I subscribe to this?

Why should I subscribe to this?

Every week is rated on a five-point scale from horrific to terrific... because if Uber has taught us anything, it’s that rating things out of five is a PERFECT system for deciding things.

Looking at three or four key bits of tech news, I will decide if the week was…

  • Horrific (FYI this is the worst one)
  • Something I could have done without
  • Sort of okay, I guess
  • Good! Finally…
  • Terrific (seems impossible, let’s see shall we?)

How do I decide where the week lands on the scale?

By using a machine that has been trained on very good data for over three decades: my own brain. It’s very simple and it works every time.

Will I even learn anything new about technology?

I mean… probably?

What do I get if I pay?

You get access to the delicious high-quality content nestled softly in the members area. These pieces are longer, and more well-researched because I have actually taken the time to work hard on them. Because... people pay me to do this. I guarantee that paying for Horrific/Terrific will make you smarter, and more attractive*.

*not a guarantee.