Why should I subscribe to this?
Every week is rated on a five-point scale from horrific to terrific... because if Uber has taught us anything, it’s that rating things out of five is a PERFECT system for deciding things.
Looking at three or four key bits of tech news, I will decide if the week was…
- Horrific (FYI this is the worst one)
- Something I could have done without
- Sort of okay, I guess
- Good! Finally…
- Terrific (seems impossible, let’s see shall we?)
How do I decide where the week lands on the scale?
By using a machine that has been trained on very good data for over three decades: my own brain. It’s very simple and it works every time.
Will I even learn anything new about technology?
I mean… probably?
Do I get anything extra if I pay you?
Not really, besides my undying love and gratitude. Oh and also, this mug.